THIS CLUB. IS NOT. DEAD.

It just happens to be run by the laziest asswipe to walk the freaking planet. >_<;

Anyways, for the first update since MONTHS AGO *smashes head against desk* I'd like to clear something up.

THIS IS NOT AN "ANTI-ANTI" CLUB. An anti-anti club is basically another version of a fanclub, only saying that you suck if you dislike the character. In making these clubs, you insult both yourself and the character and anyone who happens not to be a fan.

TPOSA is NOT against everyone who dislikes Sally Acorn. We openly invite anyone who dislikes Sally for good reason, in fact. There are plenty of flaws in Sally's character. She's been selfish, she's acted like a snob at times, and she's kind of a bitch.

HOWEVER, There are people who COMPLETELY overexaggerate this and make her out as a psycho bitch from hell. They manipulate her character to make her appear even worse than she already is, turning her into a preppy manipulative slut who cries when she breaks a nail and has dedicated her life to making -insert love interest here-'s life hell.

In doing this, they not only totally insult and destroy both Sally AND the characters they like, but also give anyone who doesn't know Sally that image of her. Because that's the first time they've seen her, that's how they assume she already is. Thus spawns a new Sally hater who assumes that's how she is. Then they write a Sally bashing fic, which gets read by another person, who writes another fic, and the cycle goes on until you have a whole swarm of people who don't know Sally but hate her anyways. Head onto Fanfiction.net and you'll see EXACTLY what I mean.

And meanwhile, people who don't like Sally for ACTUAL GOOD reasons are also grouped into that crowd, and everyone assumes they're idiots just like the rest of them.

That's what we're against.

Also, of course, we're about showing how Sally's a good character. She's a strong leader who always stands by her friend's sides. Sonic would've been Hedgehog stew without her in SATAM, weither or not you want to accept it.

Which brings me to another point.

WE ARE AGAINST WHAT SALLY'S BEEN MADE INTO IN THE ARCHIE COMICS.

Okay, a lot of you know the story, but I'll give the gist of it anyways.

Ken Penders, who works at Archie comics, originally wanted to kill off Sally for...whatever reason. Anyways, he actually got around to making an issue where yes, Sally fell to her death. Naturally, Sally fans got pretty upset over this, and demanded Sally was brought back. Long story short she was, and Sonic and Sally made out and it was all cute and shit.

But, Penders wouldn't be beat just like that, oh no. If he couldn't completely kill her, he'd do the next best thing and ruin her character completely. So, he began writing her as a whinyclingyselfishbitchprincess, so that less people would like her. And it worked. Now almost noone knows about SatAM and only knows Sally as she's being written in Archie comics.

In our opinion, Archie's just as bad as any fancomic or fanfiction out there. So, yes, this is a club made up of Satam purists from hell. \

In the end, this is a club against the false image of Sally that's being given by people who hate her.

Yes, I realize I could've said that from the start, but that would've made it too easy for little Sally-hating kids to backlash it.

So, people who don't like Sally.

Dislike Sally for good reason?

Sick of being grouped with bratty snot-nosed kids who've never seen an episode of SatAM in their tiny, puny lives?

Well, surprise surprise.

The Protection of Sally Acorn is for you.


Edit: Oh, people have been asking, and are the blasphemous traitors who dare to defy your all mighty hatred of Sally.

....In other words, we made the club. All flames shall be forwarded to them, plzkthnxbai.

(Sorry, we figured everyone already knew. Eheheheh, never assume I guess. )

FYI, anyone who joins the club has to watch it. The "watched by" list on the page is now our official mamber list. Why? I'm to lazy to update the actual list. AHAHAHAR. >_>